Hurricane Report

Sunday, 8-31 10 A.M.

Sunday, 8-31 2 P.M.

Sunday, 8-31 8 P.M.

Sunday, 8-31 12 A.M.

Monday 9-1 8 A.M.
Monday, 9-1 2 P.M.Monday, 9-1 8 P.M.

Monday, 9-18 9 P.M.

I declare that this hurricane report cease and desist due to the facts that it appears we are out of mortal danger and the hurricane hit the central Lousiana coastline which was what the National Hurricane Center read in the tea leaves, coffee grinds and split pea soup that spilled on the kitchenette floor 4 days ago.

However the stewards and King of Jefferson County may make a decision in the morning after they sleep on it but at that time citizens will probably be permitted to re-enter the County at their own risk...but we're not sure yet.