Hurricane Report from South Vidor S.

Well, hell...

Them county leaders callin' that EE'vacuation made me think that there storm was headin' this way...If I'da know'd it was hittin' Lou'Weeseana I wouldna put all my dogs in a plastic bag and hooked 'em up to tha tail pipe of the truck...but hell, I could'n afford to take 'em all with me...

At least I hadda 'nough money to get the wife and kids a cheap little MO-tel room...

We went to Mexia 'cause th' wife wanted to visit Anna Nicole's grave...but we couldn find her.

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Tha thang 'bout it though is I gave them dogs all my coon and squirrel meat from m' freezer. I thought they shoulda had a last supper and I figured it was gonna spoil anyway when the 'lectricty went out. But now we back I ain't got nothin' to feed m' family...

My cousin' S. in BO'mont tole me that them hur'ricin people in MY'ami tole him it was gonna be hittin' HOE'ma but he thinks he's so smart an' better that the resta th' family since he done went to college...what he know? He live with them colored people...

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Well, I looked at them dogs and they ain't too bad so Mamma's got a gumbo goin' on tha stove now...

I'll be waitin' for m' FEMA check to be comin' in the mail since we EE'vacuated...them gov'ment people sure is dumb...givin' people money for nothing. "Specially them people in th' projects.